Subject: Gen. Caine's idea of humor
At the presser with Sec. of War Crimes Hegseth two hours ago:

Along the way we consumed more than 6 million meals, and by my estimate, more than 950,000 gallons of coffee, 2 million energy drinks, and a lot of nicotine. But I am not saying that we have a problem.

Left unsaid is how many fifths of Whisky were consumed by Kegsbreath.

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