Subject: US Commerce Secretary: Buy Tesla
They're not even bothering to hide the corruption anymore.

Last night on Fox "News," US Secretary of Commerce Howard Lutnick told Jesse Waters' viewers to buy Tesla stock: “I think if you want to learn something on this show tonight, buy Tesla. It’s unbelievable that this guy’s stock is this cheap. It’ll never be this cheap again.”

Tesla's board are dumping their shares but Lutnick wants MAGAidiots to save Elmo from a rumored margin call.