Subject: Re: Borowitz
wzambon: “Trump Promises To Rename Washington Monument After Arnold Palmer”

About the only thing Xhitter is good for anymore (unless you're a Nazi), is the Trump memes generated by his senile fascination with Arnold Palmer's penis, such as:

1. The photograph of Trump pointing at and talking to Jeffrey Epstein, captioned: "Did I ever tell you about Arnold Palmer's dick?"

2. Trump yelling at the red-shirted kid mowing his lawn: "HEY KID, YOU WANNA HEAR ABOUT ARNOLD PALMER’S GIANT SCHLONG?"

3. Trump serving a customer at the McDonald's drive-though, saying: "The milkshake machine is broken but do you want to hear about Ronald McDonald's cock?"

Trump can't fill his venues anymore but, yeah, sure, he has that incredible republican-candidate-loves-a-big-cock momentum going for him.

Or the biggest unforced error since Dukakis put on an army helmet and stuck his head out of a tank.