Subject: Good news and good news
In Trump’s State of the Union address, he bragged about gas prices at $2.30 a gallon (of course he lied, the average price was $2.95 at the time).

Yesterday, Trump claimed that “The United States is the largest Oil Producer in the World, by far, so when oil prices go up, we make a lot of money.”

So when gas prices are low, that’s good news and when gas prices are high, that’s good news.

That’s called a win-win, if you’re a moron.