Subject: PATEL: "See You in Valhalla"?
Umm, FBI director Kash Patel's final words to Charlie Kirk at a press conference today were“Rest now, brother. We have the watch, and I’ll see you in Valhalla.”

WTAF?

The "we have the watch" bit is from a military recruitment ad. Neither Patel nor Kirk served in the military.

Valhalla is where souls go to after death in Norse mythology, which depicts it as a celebratory hall for slain warriors and noble political leaders under the god Odin.

Again, neither man was a soldier or a political leader.

Besides, Kirk was said to be a devout Christian, so it's unlikely he'd be thrilled with being reunited with Patel in a heathen afterlife.

These people at nuts.