Subject: Re: An Open Letter
Dear Mr Sutton, we are sorry you are so thin skinned. All of the other quests either take a copy of Epoch or don't but either way don't get triggered the way you have. We cannot guarantee that you won't see other things on our property that may upset you delicate sensibilites and suggest that you consider alternate arrangements for your future travels.

Signed,

PS: Please enjoy the new Confederate and/or Gadsden flags on the walls of our continental breakfast dining room.