Subject: Trump will protect women
And pigs can fly.

From a friend:

Trump has promised to be women's protector. Imagine, a convicted sex offender as
women's protector. That would be like hiring Jeffrey Epstein as your daughter's baby
sitter. And what would Trump do to protect women? I suppose he could fit himself
with a male chastity belt that had a combination lock to which only Melania had the
combination. The lock would corrode shut before it was ever unlocked.