Subject: Re: Dear Mr Buffett, and your letter next week.
You've put your money into something that is spectacularly famous for not paying a dividend, and you now desperately want a dividend.
If you love Berkshire's portfolio, notably the dividend payers that Mr Buffett buys, maybe you should consider putting your money into OMAH?
To overgeneralize, it's a portfolio of ~10% Berkshire plus Berkshire's holdings, and a covered call writing overlay, promising a 15% yield. Or, rather, overpromising. *

It doesn't sound like a great investment to me, but it does promise a yield. For someone who prefers a yield to maximizing total return.

Jim

* The underlying yield of the portfolio seems to be about 1.47%, and the expense ratio is 0.95%, so presumably the other 14.5% they need comes from returning capital and all that "free money" the options market is famous for.