Subject: Our Founding Fathers Said What?
Exhibit one in an ongoing series...

"Whenever we read the obscene stories, the voluptuous debaucheries,
the cruel and tortuous executions, the unrelenting vindictiveness with which more than half the Bible is filled,
it would be more consistent than we called it the word of a demon than the word of God.
It has served to corrupt and brutalize mankind." ~Thomas Paine, Founding Father, political activist, philosopher, political theorist, and revolutionary.
He authored Common Sense and The American Crisis, two of the most influential pamphlets at the start of the American Revolution,
which inspire the Patriots in 1776 to declare independence from Great Britain.

Mike Johnson?

Help, the GOP has fallen and they can't get up.

...facepalm...