Subject: Macron Nominated for Nobel Prank Prize
Macron: "I think I can talk him into coming to Versailles and signing this surrender, but it has to be done just right. (snickers)"

Carney: "If you pull it off, it will be the bitch-slap of all time, but I'm not sure even Trump is that stupefyingly-ignorant of history."

Macron: "I guess we'll find out."

Carney: "Poor America—what a comedown for their 250th to have this white-trash zombie stealing from them with both hands."

Macron: "Shh...here he comes. Oh, Donald, how very powerful you look today. Say, I have a special honor I want to run by you..."