Subject: Nascar Drivers and Football Coaches
At his rally in North Carolina, the stable genius said that race car drivers like Roger Penske and football coaches should be used "to guide our military:" because "when you win so many races, that's okay, you guide. The same thing with coaches, the greatest football coaches, you put 'em at a table, 'What'dya like coach?' Because in it's own way it's not so much, really, different."

Well, of course, military campaigns and speed racing and football tactics are all pretty much interchangeable.

But, sure, Biden's the guy in cognitive decline.