Subject: Barron's High School Graduation
#SleepyDon, congressional republicans, and the cult are all complaining that the mean old judge Merchan has refused to let #SleepyDon attend his son Barron's high school graduation. Of course, that's a lie. Merchan simply said that given that the graduation ceremony isn't until the end of May, he would make a decision later based on how the trial proceeds.

Any guesses on #SleepyDon's track record for high school graduation attendance for his first four children?

Yep, zero for four.

Ah well, maybe #SleepyDon has been feeling guilty about raw dogging Stormy while Barron was a newborn at home with new mom, Melania.