Subject: Re: We’ve attacked Venezuela
what would you do in this case?

Issue a bounty on Spankee. May US $35.

Or make it a "macho" point for the gangs to see who CAN do it. Plus the US $35 reward. Maybe also a "deck of cards" as used by the US elsewhere--with lesser rewards for each one. US tactics against the US can't be illegal--because the US did it. Nice court issue that would hang a variety of US Presidents if found to be illegal.

Make Spankee the Biggest Loser (again).