Subject: A barely parody job application form
https://snyder.substack.com/p/...
Part 1.

Please answer the following questions truthfully with a yes or a no.

1. I have been paid by an entity close to the Russian government or by a Russian company.

2. I have been paid by an entity close to the Chinese government or by a Chinese company.

3. I have been convicted of a crime in the United States.

4. I have been credibly accused of sexual violence.

5. I have authored or shared racist or Nazi material on social media.

6. I have hacked and leaked sensitive data to which I have no legal right.

7. I took part in or supported an attempt to overthrow the constititional order.

8. I regularly praise a South African oligarch.

9. I have acted to ensure that billionaires should hold power and pay no taxes.

10. I propose the use of national police or armed forces against Americans.

Please award yourself ten points for each affirmative (yes) answer.

If you scored zero, please consider subjecting yourself to social media abuse on the appropriate regime platform for your naive belief in law, your laughable concern for justice, and your outdated love of country. You need not complete part 2.