Subject: Re: Columbians to allow deportation flights
To sum up...

Colombia: We're not accepting shackled detainees returned on military flights. Transport them with dignity.

Trump: Trade war!

Colombia: OK.

Trump: Oh never mind, we will comply, no more shackled detainees returned on military flights.

Colombia: Good. Was that so hard?

Trump: "Columbia" (sic) backs down, I won, America is respected again. I did it, only I could do it!