Subject: Re: Fox News Breaks Markwayne Mullin Story
Fox News sources have confirmed that Donald Trump's new DHS Secretary received his unusual first name because his mother could not be sure which of her uncles was the father.

Candy is dandy,
But incest is best.
(And unlike candy, it won’t rot your teeth)

What do they call a girl in Oklahoma who can run faster than her cousins?

Answer: a virgin.