Subject: Donnie schools CA on wildfires
OMG, read Trump's direct quotes in the text below; how did such an IDIOT get elected POTUS??

Donny Convict inflicted himself on the people of Los Angeles on Friday, because of course he did. why wouldn’t he? after all, the guy knows more about wildfires than all the wildfire experts, so it’s only natural that he should show up and show everyone how it’s done.

so, how did it go?

how the fuck do you think it went? the guy blithered and spewed a lot of stupid shit, and then jetted right out of there, post haste. you’re welcome, California.

“we shouldn’t be in a position where you have tumbleweed that’s dry as a bone. that even tumbleweed can be nice and green and rich and loaded up with water and it’s not gonna burn. you don't even have to remove it. it’s not gonna burn. but it’s just dry. so I hope you can all get together and say, ‘I’m so happy with the water that’s gonna be flowing down.”

let’s make a valiant attempt to unpack this firehose of batshittery. first: does Commander Crazypants even know what a tumbleweed is?

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Donny still hasn’t figured out that wildfires and forest fires are two different things. it’s just like his confusion about political asylum and insane asylums. all Donny sees is the word “asylum” and away we go on another deranged reverie about Hannibal Lecter.

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now, why is Dear Leader predicting that Californians will be saying ‘I’m so happy with the water that’s gonna be flowing down’? because he signed an executive order to open up that ginormous fucking Canadian faucet that doesn’t exist, that’s why.

“I’m signing an executive order to open up the pumps and valves in the north. we want to get that water pouring down here as quickly as possible, let hundreds of millions of gallons of water flow down into Southern California, and that’ll be a big benefit to you. look, if you don’t want it, you’re going to tell me, but I can’t imagine it ... we have a lot of water that is available and I hope you can work that out among yourselves, because we show that we have to have that water. you’re talking about unlimited water coming up from the Pacific Northwest, even coming up from parts of Canada, and it pours down naturally, it has for a million years, it pours down, you’ll never run out.”

again with this fever-swamp hallucination.

I know I keep harping on Donny’s fixation with an imaginary spigot, but it’s just completely insane that voters handed the reins of power to a delusional half-wit who lives in a fantasy world.

water does not flow downhill from Canada and the Pacific Northwest all the way to Southern California, and there is no huge fucking faucet anywhere. not one water management expert on the planet has any fucking clue what Donny is gibbering about.

How do intelligent supporters of DJT, like our friends on the right in this message board, not DIE OF EMBARASSMENT when he spews such idiocy!?