Subject: Re: Go Exxon Go Chevron
Chevron pops 7% in the premarket, as the oligarch class breaks out the champagne flutes!
Chevron and Exxon, we are told, will arrive not as mere corporations but as energy liberators, greeted with confetti, tear gas, and a generous deployment of tax payer funded private security contractors!

As for Venezuela, the only remaining question is which Fox News host will assume the presidency:
the one with the highest ratings, the best hair, or simply whoever mispronounces Caracas with the most confidence.