Subject: Re: Dear MAGA, thank you for the foreign wars!
<l>And also the gas prices! Who could have imagined that gleefully dropping bombs on the middle east would lead to stuff!
I hope you are doing as well as possible under the circumstances—those being that you are idiots.
Yours very truly,
Reality

Dear Reality,
I’m doing fine, better than ever.
Iran will no longer be a threat to the Free World and low gas prices will return.

Thank you for your concern.

The Real World, MAGA