Subject: Putin’s Puppet, Bibi’s Bitch
“Pete Hegseth, the defense secretary, said American and Israeli warplanes would soon gain total control of Iranian airspace, allowing them to deliver ‘death and destruction from the sky all day long.’”
—New York Times
Beetle Bailey’s emerges from his makeup trailer to make another preening comment about what a big man he is while the civilian and American service members body count continues upwards.
Meanwhile, brave Ukrainians hold on against Donald Depends’s spymaster.
Come on, midterms