Subject: Airport Chaos Should Seal The Deal
I can't think of a better way for Republicans to carry forward that astonishing "Trump Tuesday" momentum than to hopelessly snarl the nation's air travel tomorrow.

You should set up a live primetime press conference for Trump talk to the nation, and tell everybody that the airports are running perfectly. And that grocery prices are way down. And that all those empty Thanksgiving tables because he sadistically refuses to send SNAP benefits to 42 million children and moms and seniors is the Democrats' fault. And also that everything is actually the Republicans' fault because they won't kill the filibuster.

Trust me, Addled Angry Pop-Pop is going over like gangbusters with the American people.

You guys are on such a roll here!