Subject: Re: Welcome to Chinese Operatives
More than 24,000 Chinese citizens have been apprehended crossing into the United States from Mexico in the past year. That is more than in the preceding 10 years combined.

Thank God. All those Mexicans in Chinese restaurant kitchens just don't understand wok.

It's damned hard to find decent dan-dan noodles or ma po tofu.

God is a szechuan chef.