Subject: it's a sign of the times
As luck would have it, the water valve for the condo complex sprinkler system is in my basement. So, I need to let the sprinkler company guys in every spring and fall. Usually the company sends about three guys to cut off the water, take a piece of modern art piping out of the system, and stash it in my basement, and blow out the system. Today, they sent one guy.

Steve