Subject: DonOld Confirms He's a Coward
After making a fool of himself and having his handlers pull him off the stage at the 35-minute mark of a 60-minute interview with three journalists at the National Association of Black Journalists (NABJ), DonOld has officially chickened out of the previously scheduled, DonOld approved, ABC News hosted debate in September.

Frightened to appear on any network that will not treat him as royalty and overlook his behavior and firehose of lies, DonOld now wants to move the debate to RNC surrogate Fox News in the Great Commonwealth of Pennsylvania, at a site in an area to be determined. The Moderators of the Debate will be Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, and the Rules will be similar to the Rules of my Debate with Sleepy Joe, who has been treated horribly by his Party – BUT WITH A FULL ARENA AUDIENCE!

Vice president Harris should laugh in his face and call DonOld a coward, too feeble to debate according to the rules and terms he originally negotiated, frightened, a crybaby who never met an agreement he wouldn't break for his own personal benefit.

And, oh yeah, weird.