Subject: Trump Shares Famous Recipe...
Trump Shares Recipe For Famous ‘Better Than Pedophilia’ Cake

WASHINGTON—Claiming that his signature dessert had garnered rave reviews from victims and co-conspirators alike,
Donald Trump took to Truth Social to share the recipe for his famous “Better than Pedophilia” cake.
"This decadent, easy-to-throw-together cake will be the star of any child-trafficking meetup you bring it to,
and just like pedophilia, once you get a taste, you won’t be able to stop!” Trump said in an instructional video posted to his social media platform

"Your taste buds will think you’ve died and gone to the great Miss Teen USA dressing room in the sky," Trump said

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