Subject: Re: Et tu, American Conservative?...
Why do so many MAGAs like being lied to?

Simple answer:

He doesn’t lie to them!

After they take what he says and run it through the MAGA MAGIC DECODER, all former statements by Glorious Leader are either erased from memory, or rewritten to be in accord with Glorious Leader’s most recent pronounced Truth.

Put simply, DEAR LEADER does not lie!

Though he often hides his PROFOUND TRUTH beneath a cover of words designed to confuse unpatriotic libs and commies, real Americans can get the straight poop from the MAGA MAGIC DECODER.

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