Subject: Re: War ravaged Portland
And lamenting that no one would believe you even if you posted a video of the ostrich in your backyard doesn't bring you any closer to actually having provided any support for your claim that there's an ostrich in your backyard.

Bravo! What an apt metaphor for your respondent.

What is it that the companion metaphor for ostriches do? [rhetorical, btw]

;)

Pete