Subject: Re: Welcome to Chinese Operatives
Right now, those laws say that people who are physically present in the country - no matter whether they enter through a designated port - are permitted to apply for asylum and remain in the U.S. until their asylum hearings. Other laws say that even those who are being designated by DHS for removal are entitled to have a hearing contesting that removal before an immigration judge, and are not to be deported until they have their hearing (just like you don't go to prison until you've had your trial).

Yep!
And right now the gap in time between getting your phone from DHS and your appointment with the judge is...8 years. In the meantime you have a Stay Inside The United States Free of Hassle card to play.

No worries about accidentally being stopped by a traffic cop. You've got your papers.