Subject: Those Pesky Iranians
Those Pesky Iranians are at it again.

Blinken held a presser this AM where he discussed the dilemma posed by Iran shipping missiles to Russia. Russia has plenty of missiles but the Russian-made are capable of longer range attacks. The Iranian arms will substitute for the short range attacks, and will free up the Russian missiles to attack deeper into Ukraine.

I hope to hear some ideas about taming the Middle East in tonight's spectacle.

Meanwhile, we need a firm hand right now, not four months from now. I suggest that Biden shed his beach ware, put on a suit and a stern demeanor, and make a short public statement, mustering all the determination of Winston Churchill, and declare, "Don't".