Subject: God botherers for Trump
Tiedrich

self-described “prophet” Donna Rigney is another one of these holy rollers who apparently has the Almighty God on speed-dial, and regularly phones him up to shoot the shit.

you absolutely do not want to fuck with Donna, though, because she’s got powers that you tiny-brained mortals can’t begin to comprehend. for instance, she can open portals to Heaven.

--“I said, we’re going to open a portal tonight over the White House, and we are going to give glory to God, as this happens, that God wants that portal open, so we’re believing for that. and we’re going to get rid of all that’s wicked, all presidents before Donald Trump, invited by their actions, any evil into the White House. my son John had a vision — he’s a prophet — he had a vision, and he saw the White House, months ago, all in black, and it was like a shade was pulled, and God spoke, and he said, ‘my White House is going to be turned white again.”--

frankly, I would not have guessed God to be a supremacist, but he sure does seem enthusiastic about keeping the White House white.

but let’s talk about this ‘opening portals to Heaven’ shit. I’m not impressed, because samesies. I can open portals to Heaven, too. my neighbors don’t know this, but I’m constantly cleansing the neighborhood of wickedness. every time nothing bad happens, that was me. I did that, with my mind. but I don’t brag about it like numb-nuts here, because I’m not in it for the glory.

oh, this claim that her son is a prophet? again, not impressed. my daughter’s a prophet, too. she predicted that Donny Convict getting reelected would fucking suck, and she was right.