Subject: MAGA fan fiction
AKA "this month in trump 3D chess"

- pulls recession forward to take credit for low prices and setup spectacular recovery in 2026
- manipulating putin\russia to corner bigger threat in china
- devalues dollar entirely to help exports built by lower middle class

any other good ones?

would be much less surprised to see trump cancel tariffs and declare victory, or ask for a rate easing and tax cuts, both for a temp boost to the mkt.