Subject: Re: John Oliver Weighs In
My next-door neighbor asks me if I speak Spanish and I respond in a little Spanish, but know how to use a translator. I have two phone numbers of likely illegals that will dig up my line for about $40.

Now if I call a Sprinkler man, they’ll bring out a trenching machine, want to rebuild the lines and charge $600 or more. It’s the American way. 😊


First off, Mike was joking!

Anyway, that's why Republicans won't ever actually stop illegal immigration. Rich white guy businesses in the South run on illegal labor. Go to a meatpackibg plant.
Plus, if they fix the problem, whom can they use as a bugaboo to scare other white people? Blacks as scary monsters is passé. Nobody is scared of Asians 😀