Subject: Re: Pammy Jo Is Next To Go
Bondi:
"My Only Regret Is Not Being Able To Re-Traumatize More Victims"

https://theonion.com/bondi-my-...

Also:
"Trump Wakes From Beautiful Dream Kissing Underage Girl To Find Face Being Licked By St. Bernard"

https://theonion.com/trump-wak...