Subject: The War is Over!
Just kidding. As usual, Trump is full of shit.

Saw the presser. Trump looked like the Hunchback of Notre Dame. Stand up like a man for Christ’s sake! He couldn’t keep his eyes open while Bad Vlad was talking. I thought he was going to fall asleep and fall over. He looked like a college freshman on a drug induced all-nighter sitting in at a 7:00AM lecture on quantum mechanics. Boring. After each sentence he had to gasp for air like a fish out of water. Is trouble breathing a side effect of dementia?

Puttie owned him.