Subject: Mad King Donald: Nat'l Emergency
Mad King Donald said he will declare a national emergency and "add an additional 25% Tariff, to 50%, on all STEEL and ALUMINUM COMING INTO THE UNITED STATES FROM CANADA," effective tomorrow.

Mad King Donald insists that Canada must "drop their Anti-American Farmer Tariff of 250% to 390% on various dairy products," the same tariffs that Mad King Donald negotiated himself in the USMCA during his first term in office.

He went on to threaten new crippling tariffs that will destroy automobile manufacturing.

The stock market took an immediate nosedive.

What a freakin' doofus. It's easier now to understand how he bankrupted casinos.