Subject: Norm’s bag stolen
The thief got away with Noem’s driver’s license, medication, apartment keys, passport, DHS access badge, makeup bag, blank checks, and about $3,000 in cash, the law enforcement source said.

Medication? Lord, it must have been a huge bag.

Makeup bag? Lord, I mean a really really huge bag.

$3,000 in cash? Doesn’t everyone walk around with $3,000 cash?

News sources report that law enforcement officials have reported that finding the bag has been delayed because all of their tracking dogs were found shot in a local quarry.



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