Subject: Praise be to the Electorate
Electorate: Hey why am I paying 4 bucks a gallon? After all, being an America is all about buying cheap stuff.

Answer: We had to bomb Iran/

Electorate: Why?

Answer: Because they are a terrorist country at war with us.

Electorate : Oh, yeah, ok.


Electorate: I thought there was a ceasefire? Why am I paying 4 bucks again?

Answer: Israel is at war with the Houthis.

Electorate: Oh, yeah, I know all about that. We had to call an extermination companies cause the Houthis kept eating away at the tomatoes in my garden. No worries.

Yeah, right.

One party might get gutted over this.

Let's hope.

Election Day might be Good Friday, the Sequel