Subject: Re: A Conversation with our Yard Guy
What a miserable life wrapping oneself up with TDS.

You weren’t there, and your characterization of our conversation is a fiction.

Once, between apartments, I alighted in a hotel in SoCal and stayed there for a few months. I dated a few of the women there. Once, a few of the more plain and folksy ladies confided in me that they believed one of the ladies I was dating was Stevie Nicks. They were agog and it turned out a friend of hers had started the rumor. She isn't Stevie Nicks, I told them and they asked me how I knew that. Just look at her, she doesn't look like Stevie Nicks, I replied.

This did nothing to abate the rumor which passed around the hotel. People would point her out and whisper. She didn't look like Stevie Nicks, but that didn't stop the rumors. I imagine that core MAGA is similar, they disregard their own senses and go with it...

Your yard guy is one up on them.