Subject: Re: God controls the weather
first of all, God controls the climate, because he controls the sun, and the sun controls the weather, primarily.”

So true. Also, god controls diseases, so you shouldn’t bother going to a doctor when you’re sick. Just pray hard enough and you will be healed.

Also god controls how plants grow, so stop using fertilizer or seeds bred for better production, but it makes god mad.

Also (add your own, there are hundreds.)