Subject: Re: Have A Great Day Shrewders!
I am going to start selling t-shirts, hats and flags with that saying on them. If Trump hasn't already done that.

I’m sorry to tell you that Ivanka has been granted an exclusive copyright on using the flag on clothing. Also Jared has been retroactively granted an unlimited and eternal patent on cotton, so a large royalty will be due, should you decide to pursue this enterprise.

Such merchandise will be permitted to be sold only in approved stores, those which have rid themselves of all minority, foreign, and other undesirable help, and which pledge 10% of their profits to TrumpCo, a newly formed corporation chartered in (of all places) the Bahamas.

Of course you’ll need to advertise, which you are permitted to do on Truth Social, or on any network now under the control of the.Ministry of Correctness, or Larry Ellison. Newspaper advertising is strictly forbidden.

I wish you luck in this venture, but I must warn you that the risks are high and the probability of success for anyone but Dear Leader quite low. But good luck anyway.