Subject: Re: Do You Really Think???
A global effort to conspire against the Cheeto, mmmkay.

When I run across conspiracy theorists, I ask them if their roads are good (nobody answers yes). I ask them what the oldest pothole on their most commonly traveled routes are - they know it. We all know the potholes, conspiracy theorist or not.

Then I tell them that the government can't even conspire to fix *potholes*, let alone [Named Absurd Conspiracy].