Subject: Re: Airport Chaos
Oh, poor Wilton, seething with rage and radiating pure suburban sorrow.
He hasn’t been the same since the Great Target Termination of ’22. He used to be king of the toy dept.
Now he just wanders the parking lot, clutching his resentment the way others clutch their pearls...
SAD.
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Cmon, change the channel.

How about porn?

Footage of one of your Religion of Peace buddies with a Swedish chick in their organic grocery parking lot.

NOT SAD.