Subject: Trump explains his battleships
Or will they be called Trumpships.

“as Commander in Chief it is my great honor to announce that I have approved a plan for the Navy to begin the construction of two brand new very large, the largest we’ve ever built— battleships. you know, we used to build— we had big battleships. these are bigger. but they will have one hundred times the— um, they’ll be one hundred times the force, the power— and, uh, there’s never been anything like these ships…. ’cause I said, why aren’t we doing battleships like we used to. and the, uh— these are the best in the world. they’ll be the fastest, the biggest, and by far, one hundred times for powerful than any— battleship ever built. if you take the biggest one, it’s one hundred times more powerful, uhhhhh— they’re longer, by— a little bit. but uh, the— and they’re bigger, they’re bigger ships. they hold much more— they use the word ‘lethality.’”

<groan> he always sounds so stupid.