Subject: Re: Dear Lord...
‘Please protect me from your followers.
Amen’

Sincerely, Lucifer

Whom you will no doubt go to the mat for as fervently as you pimp your poisonous pedo-pal. Too bad nobody taught you the difference between Christ and the anti-christ, but here we are.

As the signs said on Saturday:
Chinga La Migra
Chinga La MAGA

And chinga tu, madre.