Subject: Re: Make It Painful To Collaborate w/ Trump
You should consider suing the school district that taught you reading comprehension.

I’d be happy to testify on your behalf.

I’d call it “willful reading incomprehension”.

When I posted the essay, I wondered if Dope would glom onto that opening vignette, to the exclusion of the rest, and even the point of the essay.

Dope doesn’t disappoint in that respect.