Subject: Re: The Big Guy Wants His Cut
Better pony up more than that 5% though, because the Big Guy will be watching you and a bigger contribution “will be seen favorably by the RNC and President Trump’s campaign and is routinely reported to the highest levels of leadership within both organizations.”

The priest will report to the Cardinal, the Cardinal to the Bishop, the Bishop to the Pope. Your tithe is required to be 5%, a number which may be increased in the future.

Hey, it worked for religion, and this is most assuredly a cult, so why not?