Subject: Re: Put Citizenship on Driver's Licenses
give me a lecture on "personal responsibility" when I ask them how I'm supposed to get home.

That's too easy. Take one of their vehicles and drive home. They paid for the trip to get there, so they pay for the trip back. As they abandoned their vehicle at your house, you sell it and use the money to buy a new (to you) vehicle of your choice. Established precedent when ICE sold the kid's cell phone and used the proceeds themselves.