Subject: Boring and Low Energy
Trump hasn’t had many rallies lately. I guess being elder and morbidly obese takes a toll.

Lately, I’ve been trying to watch Trump rallies, but there haven’t been many. In Atlanta, the arena was only partially full. How long before they start cordoning off half the arenas for “security” reasons?

It’s fun to watch the folks behind him trying not to look bored out of their gourds as their eyes water and wander aimlessly. Not to mention a bunch of folks walking out of the arena while Trump is blathering.

Trump’s delivery is like his tie, limp (not the analogy I really wanted to make but I’m trying to keep this family friendly). It’s like watching a rerun of The Dana Carvey Show for the 10th time. I mean, it wasn’t even funny the first time.

I think we have to update Trump’s 8 deadly sins (covetousness, envy, sloth, gluttony, lust, anger, vainglory and pride) to 10 deadly sins by including boring and low energy.