Subject: The Shroud of Orange Jesus
For the measly small sum of just $4,653, you can become the proud owner of the complete "MugShot Edition" set of Orange Jesus digital trading cards PLUS, while supplies last, a special "priceless" collectable card with an actual piece of the suit he was arrested in, the so-called Fulton County "MugShot Suit," the "Most Historically Significant Artifact in United States History." Yeah, the promotional material actually says that. Some cards will even be one-of-ones (the only one in the world), while some others could even be hand-signed by President Donald J. Trump himself!!!

You'll get Cowboy Orange Jesus, Cyborg Orange Jesus, Lincoln Monument Orange Jesus, Lightning Bolts Orange Jesus, and so many more... but only if you're a complete moron or are a card-carrying member of the Trump Cult.

Wait, that's the same thing.

Can you imagine if former president Obama were to carnival bark collectible pieces of his "tan suit" with moronic superhero NFTs? Jesus, republicans would never stop crying MAGA tears.


Order your set today: https://collecttrumpcards.com/