Subject: I stand with Matt Gaetz
I hope the Senate confirms Matt Gaetz.

I mean, it could be worse. Trump might name Steve Bannon AG (with the proviso that he has to shower at least once a month).

And what’s so bad about Gaetz?

Who among us hasn’t been falsely accused of engaging in a little statutory rape?

And after all, he allegedly paid the minor. This proves that liberals hate the free enterprise system!

Trump only hires the best people.



You can’t fix stupid.